micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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tyleroakley:

random-clarity:

theoddoneouut:

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

that is not what i expected, woah

I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

watch and learn

YES. YES. AND SO MUCH YES.

This is so important. Also because I met Stephanie (the one in the middle) on a cruise a very, very, long time ago and I still remember how much fun it was. It’s awesome to see a friend come such a long way and especially to spread the word about something that’s really really important to me. You go girl.

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FEED ME

FEED ME

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tyleroakley:

"How To Put On Your Face" by Anna Akana


yua-lis-panther:

Jeremy Renner - photoshoots

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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wandaventham:

the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood 

wandaventham:

the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood 

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